Friday 6 April 2018

The New Argentina!

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Before we begin I would like to draw everyone's attention to something that I said in my last post and that thing is, and I quote : That's all for now. More updates are incoming!

You see dear readers this was not a lie. More updates were incoming, but nobody said anything about when they were incoming... loophole. But never mind all that. As the title says, this is The New Argentina! 

Year-long waiting for updates promised by some underpaid bureaucrat ( that's me by the way) is a thing of the past! Indeed, monthly if  not weekly updates are mandatory in The New Argentina! 

So now finally (and hopefully) this blog can rise out of the ashes like... like a... (Note to self: I should probably say something along the lines of "Rise out of the Ashes like a Rose/ Phoenix/ Something-Else-Poetic" . But no, that would be untrue. Rather...)  This blog can rise out of the ashes like a ... reincarnated-undead-roast-chicken! 

Indeed, this describes the process better! Although what would any self respecting Necromancer do with an undead chicken? The correct answer is what would any self respecting Necromancer not do with an undead chicken? Food for thought, as they say. Unhealthy, diabetic thought...

But I digress...

No more digressing and back to the action! 

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" The New Kalitzfornia is better than the old one!"  -- Exert more or less ( less - ed.) word for word taken from the stunning new Phobian musical: "Evitae"

Much has Changed...


Indeed, this is true, for the Duchy of Kalitzfornia is not what it was a year ago... Indeed, much had happened of a nefarious nature, namely, the seeming teleportation of the entire planet of Phobia into another galaxy. No longer are the vast tracts of space ruled by some great imperium, nor is the grim darkness of the far future explored by traders gone rogue. No, this galaxy appears to be under the influence of  myriad great space corporations who oversee the colonization of worlds and the extraction of resources. But of all this, the inhabitants of Phobia know very little... yet something seemed to brighten for them... an ever so slight lifting of the grim darkness. That was, of course, not to last, and the little Duchy of Kalitzfornia was about to be in for a big surprise. The Duchy, was about to acquire... a Duchess... 

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 To Be Continued... (Next post to be expected by at least April 2019) 

2 comments:

  1. looking forward to it. Referencing Evita always pulls me in.

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    1. Thank you! Ducal intelligence informs me that the more information should be forthcoming... latest by Monday ;D

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